I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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