Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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