I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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