whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You ate ashes out of my bong
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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