How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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