Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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