I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
one might say we're banned from that church
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
