I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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