butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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