no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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