Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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