he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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