wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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