if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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