found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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