Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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