Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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