Heybabeimwearingurpanties
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
tell me about the eggs
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