If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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