.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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