Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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