We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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