What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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