Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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