I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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