Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
we're so committed to being not committed
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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