I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Its about making memories worth repressing
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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