quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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