I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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