Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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