Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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