I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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