tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
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