I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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