I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We don't watch enough power rangers
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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