I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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