I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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