There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He has the fingertips of a God
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