sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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