You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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