perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
