I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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