i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Randomize
