Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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