i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
do nipples grow back?
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