You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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