Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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