That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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