Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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