Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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