I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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