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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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