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(917): View more from New York City

I think I just saw someone hide a body.

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(301): View more from Maryland

seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...

(443): View more from Maryland

that's spring break in florida for ya

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.

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He just wants an even tan

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(214): View more from Texas

Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.

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(831): View more from California

if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please

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(519): View more from Ontario

I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you ask Harvard boi?

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Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank

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