her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
soo... how was my night?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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