I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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