When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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