if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It's Friday. Sex?
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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