READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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